Day One:Food

Well I just dropped my son and his wife at the airport heading for Rome. I have ten days to make a lasting impact on my 3 year old granddaughter, Bowie. So my first input involved a stop at McD's. Now you need to understand, Bowie's parents do not consider this acceptable food. I on the other hand consider it an essential part of becoming human. It is an acknowledgement that some cattle, probably living in another country, or some chicken with enormous breasts gave their life so I could exist. Thanks animals and thanks kids for leaving the country and giving me plenty of time to implant some of my weirdness into your child. I can't wait for tomorrow!